smells like...

so my coworker found a coat on the subway. the coat had a cell phone in the pocket. the coat and the cell phone belonged to a young man named prince who was so appreciative that his belongings were returned to him that he brought my coworker flowers. (well, baby's breath--not really flowers, but whatever.)

how cute, right? what a nice gesture! but wait--what's that smell? why do these flowers smell like a truckstop bathroom? did he urinate on the flowers before presenting them to my cowker? MAYBE!

so why are they in a vase, proudly displayed on coworker's desk when they smell so strongly of urine? why am i the only one who thinks they smell like pee? why must i be subject to this olfactory rape? WHY?

chairs

i bought two chairs for the little room between the bedroom and the office. things are starting to come together! now i just need a sofa. and a coffee table. and side tables. and another chair. and some shelves. and a sideboard-type thing. and a tv stand. and another tv. and a desk chair. and more bookshelves. and things to put on the walls. hoping to get shit finished before i'm 40.

chairs: